Pre-show blog fight

Yesterday at practice we were discussing the fact that we haven’t had good public band fight on the blog in a while.

With that in mind, let me just say that Charles is freaking jerk. Aaron and I are so tired of his condescending bullshit and over-inflated ego. He thinks because he bought an Indiana Jones hat for $4 in NY a few months ago that he’s the shit. Well he’s not. And if he wears that f***in hat to the release party tomorrow, I’m going to punch him in the face, take the hat, and burn it onstage.

Am I kidding?

Come to IOTA tomorrow to see.

The overwhelming disappointment of Barack Obama

Now that we are close to the end of this seemingly endless primary season, I should be happy. Barack Obama, the candidate I voted for and for a while fervently supported, will be the Democratic nominee. Hillary Clinton, the real life Tracy Flick, appears to have gotten a well-needed dose of humility, and all seems right with the world.

Except it’s not.

Most Democrats are too self-delusional, culturally isolated, or just plain weak enough to say it, so allow me: President John McCain. Get used to hearing it - you’ll be hearing for the next 4 years.

I wish I was kidding, or just trying to be controversial for its own sake.  But I’m not. I honestly believe that, barring certain extenuating circumstances, John McCain is the next president of the U.S. because of Barack Obama’s nomination.

The promise of the Obama candidacy was one I still believe in: a politics that, in his words, “builds the nation up without tearing each other down.”  He called for Republicans and Democrats to come together and stop the vicious, nasty politics of the last 20 years in order to solve our most pressing issues. I still agree with him on that front. However, I no longer believe Obama is the person who can bring about that change.  Back in January and February, the country was getting real excited about him, on both sides of the fence, because they believed in this notion too.  Here, it seemed, was the guy who could bring an end to that, a charismatic guy that most everyone can get behind.

But along the way Obama lost the narrative and let Republicans define his campaign.  Not wearing a flag pin; Michelle’s poor choice of words; and of course, Jeremiah Wright.  Game over.  All those inaccurate rumors of being a Muslim and the whisperings about his middle name, which before had been renounced as despicable racism spread by the radical right, began to gain credence with mainstream America.  All of a sudden, “change” didn’t look so appealing.

Yes, these are all oversimplifications of nuanced matters.  But that’s politics, and in that sense (and I never thought I’d ever say this) Hillary is right.  You cannot beat Republicans without fighting - period.  Look at 2004 - John Kerry was a war hero, one who was given wealth and privilege growing up and chose to fight in the military anyway.  He was up against a president who started an unnecessary war, never fought in combat himself, and was running the economy into the ground.  That election was won on straight Republican fear-mongering and name-calling.  I know this firsthand; I worked for the company doing the exit polls that year and saw all the poll results of how people voted and why they voted that way.  Republicans use fear-mongering because it works (rent the documentary So Goes the Nation and hear them say it themselves).

Obama may be relatively inexperienced on the national stage, but he’s 46 years old and a U.S. Senator - he should know how the game is played.  You can’t have a Jeremiah Wright in your closet.  You can’t get caught up in an academic debate over the patriotism of wearing a flag pin.  Yes, wearing a pin is a cheap substitute for real patriotism, and yes, wearing a flag pin is no more than base pandering, BUT we are talking about presidential politics - PANDERING WORKS.  Don’t start an academic debate; the fact is most Americans don’t have the time to sit down and think about your nuanced arguments, and it just makes you look elitist and out of touch.  You have to get elected first, then you can win hearts and minds.

If you want to be president, and most especially if you want to be a new kind of president, you had better handle things like this early.  Obama did not, and the result is that in key battleground states needed for the election, Hillary would do better against McCain than Obama would (see for yourself on RealClearPolitics.com).  She makes a very legitimate case that she’d be the better nominee right now.  I think Obama had a little too much Obamania in his mind and not enough focus, and while he’ll win the nomination because of it, I find it hard to believe that he’s going to win the election.

His only prayer now, in my view, is to team with Hillary.  After all, he fashions himself to be the next JFK, but even JFK needed LBJ to win.

Ain’t Nothin’ But A Heartache

bottle.jpgWe got our first review of the new CD a few weeks ago. It was from my mother and it was basically, “this isn’t as bad as I thought it would be.” My mom then asked me why we can’t write songs with melodies that she, and presumably others, can sing along to.

I think this is a fair complaint, and one that we are aware of. In fact, Aaron and I have tried to write a simple pop song. We felt that it is easier to get away with songs in 9/8 if we can play something major and catchy as well. The problem is that we just are not very good at it, and struggled for a few hours before abandoning what we were working on.

I think that sometimes we give off the impression that we consider ourselves above writing pop songs. Writing songs in shifting time signatures, and with altered chords, certainly contributes to that impression. Personnally, that isn’t the case. I love pop music. Anyone can feel good about having Justin Timberlake’s album on their iPod, but what about *NSync or the Backstreet Boys? Anyone who has problems with “I Want It That Way” has problems with me.

The problem is that we don’t have the confidence to write and perform a pop song. From my perspective, a pop song is either really good, or really bad. If it doesn’t hit all the right buttons, and hold up to repeated listens, it is a failure. I just am not good enough to write like that. A pop song has to be perfect, and the process of trying to write one only reveals your own faults. It is a lot easier to write a song in 9/8. If people don’t like it, it is because it is too difficult and smart, and besides we are only writing for ourselves anyway (these are the lies you have to tell yourselves when you are in a band with very few fans). If you someone doesn’t like a pop song, a song meant to appeal to people, well then the problem is with the writer and not the audience.

The other reason we can’t write a pop song is because we are not good lyricists.

Also, Aaron’s melodies tend to be high because that is where he has to sing to hear himself in our practice space.

When Aaron and I abandoned our last attempt to write a pop song, we ended up writing Boy Makes Good. The verse is stolen from the first chords of Billie Holiday’s “God Bless the Child.” You can take a listen to it over at our MySpace, or at our Facebook pages.

Photo by Flickr user kb35.

Pretty Pictures

cityveins-001.jpgSo my friend Darren came over to Aaron and Spencer’s place on Monday to get pictures for the cd. As discussed here, we did get our 8×10 taken. Basically, Darren just set up a camera and took pictures while we messed with each other. There are a lot of pictures that, while hilarious, should never be seen by anyone outside of this band. One involves Aaron putting a weird stick ball thing down his pants. Strangely enough, most of these pictures capture this band perfectly, from the way we interact with each other to the general level of stupidity that surrounds us. That is why they can never be shown.

So things are quickly wrapping up for this project. I hope to get the whole thing mailed out to get produced by the end of the week. If it goes much later, we are really pushing up against our June 6th deadline.

The Lowest Form of Blogging

GazellaAccepting that posting chatting transcripts is pretty low in the blogging scale, and also done better other places, I am going to post a transcript of today’s conversation between Spencer and me. I think it is partially useful because is show how we interact. Mostly, we just need content up here.

Spencer: do you think darren might be able to get a good photo of us tonight as well?
maybe something for an 8 x 10
Charles: sure
I was thinking about that as well
Spencer: cool
Charles: nothing too fancy
Spencer: right
i need to get a haircut soon, but not before we get some pics taken
that’s what made me think of it
i am a girl
Charles: yeah
no, i think about the same things
I won’t get a haircut 2 weeks before anything important like a picture
Spencer: i just want to look rock and roll before i have to look more corporate again
Charles: you have to grow into them
aah, or there is that
Spencer: too bad i shaved this morning
so i’m thinking we should all wear coordinated spandex outfits for this photo
and then get an action shot of us leaping into the air
Charles: that is an idea
Spencer: that will work, right?
Charles: Can I be David Lee Roth?
Please
Spencer: i mean, you love van halen
Charles: PANAMA!
Spencer: only if you can do a jump split
Charles: hmmm
I may have to warm up
Spencer: well leave work now and start stretching
Charles: okay
I have practiced splits in Yoga
but they usually hurt a lot
and then I can’t walk right for a day or so
Spencer: it’ll be worth it
and you don’t have to lie to me
i know it wasn’t yoga
i know it was ballet
Charles: I actually had someone in boxing tell me that I moved like a ballerina
I don’t know if it was a complement or not
Spencer: haha
i often think the same thing watching you on stage
so graceful
like an elegant gazelle
Charles: thank you

Photo by Flickr user Kessiye.