I’ll Blog about whatever the Fuck I want November 10
God, I wish I were a sports-blogger. If that were the case, I’d have something to say on each and every day, because the global sports world is a 24-hour service. And, because of my infatuation with the English Premier League, it is certainly 24 hours a day for me (with a 5 hour time difference.
Each Saturday I get up around 8 am, irregardless of what I’ve done the night before. I flip on channels 613, 614, or 615 on my Direct TV dial, all of which carry soccer from Europe’s best leagues. I lived in Liverpool for a year and a half while getting my masters degree, and I religiously watch every match. Saturday morning is my time to decompress and watch European Football.
I’ve come to find the disdain with which most Americans view Soccer to be comical. My take is that Americans (white, that is) don’t like it because we’re not good at it, which is ridiculous. We are actually good at it, just that the good players are not playing in the US. There are 3 Americans in the game I’m watching now (Jonathan Spector for West Ham, Eddie Lewis and Benny Feilhaber for Derby) and there will be 4 in the next game I’m watching (Fulham’s Carlos Bocanegra, Brian McBride, Clint Dempsey, and Kasey Keller). Of these 7 players, only 4 play regularly for our national team. In the greatest soccer league in the world, second-tier American players play a significant role.
So my beloved Liverpool won on Tuesday by a score of 8-0 against Besiktas, a team from Turkey, in the Champions League. This league is comprised of the best teams from around the different European Leagues, and Liverpool has won the competition five times (’77, ’78, ’81, ’84, and 2005). I’m worried about today’s match because I figure a team that scored 8 goals mid-week can’t have many more goals in them.
Just to tie this post in to music somehow….
Singing is a vital part of the European Football experience. Liverpool’s theme song, “You’ll Never Walk Alone” is a cover of the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic from the play Carousel, performed by Jerry and the Pacemakers (the other huge Liverpool band of the ‘60’s). All of the other songs can be tied in some way to tunes of the American Civil War. My Greek roommate in Liverpool taught me the song of his favorite team, Athens’ Olympiakos, and it was set to the tune of “When Johnny Comes Marching Home”. The Liverpool anthem “The Fields of Anfield Road” is set to the war-tune “The Fields of Athenry”. “Oh When Saints Go Marching In” is easily changed to “Oh When the Reds Come Marching In”. (Consequently, in Southampton they keep the original lyrics because Southampton are referred to as “The Saints”.
Liverpool references are present in countless songs, everything from The Smith’s “Frankly Mr. Sankly” (their most famous manager), Pink Floyd’s “Fearless”, and others. Elvis Costello, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Smiths, and The Cure are all Liverpool Fans. (I suspect The Beatles were split between Everton and Liverpool).
That’s enough of that.
To dispel the myth that soccer is boring, in the time it took me to write this post (15 minutes), West Ham scored 4 goals in the second-half against relegation-threatened Derby.


